big city recruiter: $39,500

[mrs. eliza humperdink]

Controller/Accountant, Big City, USA to $39,500K
Small but rapidly growing business in Big City, USA seeks
individual with industry experience to be responsible
for accounting and bookkeeping of the company. Knowledge of
Accounting Software a plus. Medical and dental possible.
Excellent opportunity to grow with a fantastic company!

 

[Paul Thomas, CPA]

Medical and dental possible.

That leaves out most of the Appalacian cities......cuz weez ain't gots noe
teef doun heer.

 

[Holly J. Sommer]

Controller/Accountant, Big City, USA to $39,500K
Small but rapidly growing business in Big City, USA seeks
individual with industry experience to be responsible
for accounting and bookkeeping of the company. Knowledge of
Accounting Software a plus. Medical and dental possible.
Excellent opportunity to grow with a fantastic company!

OK now THIS was genuinely funny.

 

[mrs. eliza humperdink]

yeah, accounting jobs are funny.

 

[Holly J. Sommer]

yeah, accounting jobs are funny.

No no no, they are droll. Brainless. Unchallenging. Monkey-work. Good
satire, though... funny (just take the compliment, heh)

 

[mrs. eliza humperdink]

I thought you revel in accounting work. It is your life and you live
for it.

 

[Holly J. Sommer]

I thought you revel in accounting work. It is your life and you live
for it.

Work is not for reveling. And I have never lived for work, of any kind.

 

[mrs. eliza humperdink]

So you spend 40 hours a week -- half your WAKING LIFE -- doing
something you'd prefer to not be doing?! (And this does not even count
driving to work or worrying about work at night!) Are you miserable?

 

[Holly J. Sommer]

So you spend 40 hours a week -- half your WAKING LIFE -- doing
something you'd prefer to not be doing?! (And this does not even count
driving to work or worrying about work at night!) Are you miserable?

LOL! Some of us operate with more than just on/off switches. Just
because I don't revel in it or live for it does not mean I would prefer
NOT do it. Sheesh You're like a tick sometimes... pinch the body off,
but the head keeps burying itself in deeper.

What DO you do for work?

 

[mrs. eliza humperdink]

my job is extremely lucrative, and, you are right, I don't like my
colleagues and, thus, dislike my work environment.