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S

Sue

An Australian, an Irishman and a Geordie are in a bar. They're staring
at
another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so
familiar,
and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until
suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over
a
pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts
the
drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one
after
another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for
the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets
go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had
all
my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Geordie who says,

"Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit!"
 
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Mike

Sue said:
An Australian, an Irishman and a Geordie are in a bar. They're staring at
another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar,
and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until
suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a
pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the
drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one
after
another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for
the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets
go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've had
all
my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Geordie who says,

"Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit!"
Surely if it was a geordie it would be newcastle brown.

Sorry ruined it now haven't I :-(

Mike
 
M

Martin Davies

Sue said:
An Australian, an Irishman and a Geordie are in a bar. They're
staring at
another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so
familiar,
and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and stare,
until suddenly the Irishman twigs: "My God, it's Jesus!"

Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him
over a
pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus
accepts the
drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one
after
another.

After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches
for
the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness.
When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"

Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he
lets
go, the man's eyes widen in shock. "Strewth mate, the bad back I've
had all
my life is completely gone! It's a miracle."

Jesus then approaches the Geordie who says,

"Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit!"

LOL.
Thats a good joke. Thanks for that.

Martin <><
 
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