Laugh of the Day

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    NewbieAccountant

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    Hey guys, what do you think about cheering up the off topic lounge a bit? How about this one?

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    NewbieAccountant, Jan 25, 2016
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    Haha, that's excellent! :D I love The Simpsons
     
    Becky, Jan 26, 2016
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    Hahaha! xD That makes two of us! :)
    Anyone else want to share some funny stuff? Be fast, or I'll do it again! :)
     
    NewbieAccountant, Jan 27, 2016
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    [​IMG]
     
    Becky, Jan 27, 2016
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    Hahahaha, that's brilliant, Becky! :D
     
    NewbieAccountant, Jan 28, 2016
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    An accountant and an economist are walking through a forest.

    They encounter a frog.

    "I bet you $100 you won't lick it," says the economist.

    The accountant, daring, licks the frog and receives $100.

    They walk further, see another frog.

    "Lick this frog, and you get your $100 back!" says the accountant. The economist looks at his friend in the eye, licks the frog and retrieves his $100.

    "What was the point of this exercise? We've both done something disgusting, and we're no better off!"

    "We have grown the local economy by $200!" says the economist.

    "Yeah but we owe the government $40 each!"
     
    Becky, Jan 29, 2016
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    sorry... erm.. Miss Becky... help, i dont quite get the joke...
    mind to give a little narrations? like why owe the government $40 each and $200 for the local economy?
     
    Prince Joel, Jul 31, 2016
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    *sigh*

    From the economist's point of view, they have each spent $100 therefore $200 has been introduced to the local economy. From the accountant's point of view, each has won $100 and has to pay tax on it.

    It is funny because in reality they are no better off than the start, and they have just licked a frog.

    :rolleyes:
     
    Becky, Jul 31, 2016
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    oh... ... ... ...
    thank you Milady D'Becky
     
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    hahaha very nice..... :D
     
    ramkrish1100, Aug 21, 2016
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    I think the accountant is wrong because winning are not subject to income tax. They are not earned income.
     
    AlexanderB, Sep 5, 2016
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    Depends where you are in the world! In the USA gambling winnings are fully taxable.
     
    Becky, Sep 6, 2016
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    Such a nice jokes here ..thanks for laugh :)
     
    pndaccountants, Jan 18, 2017
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