Merry 'King Christmas ........


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Ebeneezer Scrooge

"On the first day of Christmas,
my central banker gave to me
A post-housing bust economy.

On the second day of Christmas,
my central banker gave to me
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the third day of Christmas,
my central banker gave to me
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my central banker gave to me
Four-collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post housing bust economy.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my central banker gave to me
Five million panicking speculators,
Four collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the six day of Christmas,
My central banker gave to me
Six hundred hedge funds a-closing,
Five million panicking speculators,
Four collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the seventh day of Christmas,
My central banker gave to me
Seven stock markets a-crashing,
Six hundred hedge funds a-closing,
Five million panicking speculators,
Four collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
My central banker gave to me
Eight million derivatives contracts un-delivered,
Seven stock markets a-crashing,
Six hundred hedge funds a-closing,
Five million panicking speculators,
Four collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the ninth day of Christmas,
My central banker gave to me
Nine private equity firms a-shutting,
Eight million derivatives contracts un-delivered,
Seven stock markets a-crashing,
Six hundred hedge funds a-closing,
Five million panicking speculators,
Four collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
My central banker gave to me
Ten banking systems a-failing,
Nine private equity firms a-shutting,
Eight million derivatives contracts un-delivered,
Seven stock markets a-crashing,
Six hundred hedge funds a-closing,
Five million panicking speculators,
Four collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
My central banker gave to me
Eleven nations in recession,
Ten banking systems a-failing,
Nine private equity firms a-shutting,
Eight million derivatives contracts un-delivered,
Seven stock markets a-crashing,
Six hundred hedge funds a-closing,
Five million panicking speculators,
Four collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My central banker gave to me
Twelve wars a-raging,
Eleven nations in recession,
Ten banking systems a-failing,
Nine private equity firms a-shutting,
Eight million derivatives contracts un-delivered,
Seven stock markets a-crashing,
Six hundred hedge funds a-closing,
Five million panicking speculators,
Four collapsing currencies,
Three million credit defaults,
Two million insolvent households,
In a post-housing bust economy."
 
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