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Dick Adams

This wrist surgery turned out to be close to pie ala mode.
Because of the removal of a burn spur, I was anticipating
bone pain - it's there, but it's mild when compared to the
pain from my 2003 and 2004 leg operations. I already have
limited use of my fingers.

It must be the result of years of clean living!

Dick
 
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Harlan Lunsford

Dick said:
This wrist surgery turned out to be close to pie ala mode.
Because of the removal of a burn spur, I was anticipating
bone pain - it's there, but it's mild when compared to the
pain from my 2003 and 2004 leg operations. I already have
limited use of my fingers.

It must be the result of years of clean living!
Although tempted to disagree, let's be realistic here.
Clean living is probably true, after all, what sin would even
a not so mild mannered accountant experience in his lifetime?

ChEAr$,
Harlan Lunsford, EA n LA
 
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Paul Thomas

Harlan Lunsford said:
what sin would even a not so mild mannered accountant
experience in his lifetime?
I don't know for sure......
had kept a list of them all.....
but when I went to open it.....
I got an error message:

"File Corrupted"

And I thought it was just me.
 
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Dick Adams

Harlan Lunsford said:
Dick Adams wrote:
what sin would even a not so mild mannered accountant
experience in his lifetime?
There was an ad that for $10, you could be an ordained
minister. Since I was smart enough not to send them $10,
I ordained myself a Monsignor. When I committed enough
sins, I promoted myself to Bishop. A friend suggested I
should be a Cardinal. However, I was never able to sin at
that level so I have returned to being a Monsignor.

And keep in mind that I am not an acccountant. I am an
Auditor which allows me to be a real bastard.

BTW: my blood pressure at the hospital was 105 over 70.
That ain't bad for someone who lost 2" to back surgeries
and is 6', 280 and who drinks craft beer and mead, smokes
cigars, has chronic insomnia, and takes a collection of
nine medications daily - not counting the pain killers.

If it isn't due to clean living, it's due to drinking Strong
Ale for breakfast.

Dick
 
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Ernie Klein

Harlan Lunsford said:
Dick Adams wrote:
Although tempted to disagree, let's be realistic here.
Clean living is probably true, after all, what sin would even
a not so mild mannered accountant experience in his lifetime?
Actually, it's because he's had so many operations, he's built
up an immunity.
 
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