Mr Truth and the Crock of Gold


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Troy Steadman

Mr Truth and the Crock of Gold

Scene 1
*Mr Truth's front room*

Mr Truth: I am Mr Truth and I always tell the truth!
Mr Nosey: What do you do with your time Mr Truth?
Mr Truth: Play football, watch telly, do some homework, pick up a few
boxes and put them over there!
Mr Nosey: Boxes?
Mr Truth: Every box I shift they give me two bits of gold!

Scene 2
*The pub – everyone is ignoring Mr Truth*

Mr Glum [to Mr Miserable]: My back! I'm not lifting any more boxes, we
never make a penny out of it!
Mr Miserable: How true!
Mr Truth: *Not* true! I can tell you Mr Glum I have made a *crock of
gold* doing just that!
Mr Glum [looking interested]: How did you manage that?
Mr Truth: I wrote a book! [hands it to them]

Scene 3
*The accountants*

Mr Truth: Do you advise your clients to discuss their business with
all and sundry down the pub?
Ms Feckwit: Not in so many words!
Mr Truth: Is it a good idea though?
Ms Feckwit: I usually shilly-shally on that one.

Scene 4
*The pub *

Mr Glum [to Mr Grumpy]: Have you heard about Mr Truth's crock of gold.
He showed it us, it almost touches the sky!.
Mr Grumpy: How interesting Mr Truth has become!

Scene 5
*Mr Truth's front room*

Mr Nosey: Where are your boxes?
Mr Truth: I don't know.
Mr Nosey: And what has happened to your crock of gold?
Mr Truth: I don't know.

Scene 6
*The pub *

Mr Glum: Bloody sciatica! If my crock of gold get any heavier I won't
be able to lift it!
Mr Grumpy: Me neither!

The End
 
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Stephen GoldenGun

Troy Steadman said:
Mr Truth and the Crock of Gold

Scene 1
*Mr Truth's front room*

Mr Truth: I am Mr Truth and I always tell the truth!
Mr Nosey: What do you do with your time Mr Truth?
Mr Truth: Play football, watch telly, do some homework, pick up a few
boxes and put them over there!
Mr Nosey: Boxes?
Mr Truth: Every box I shift they give me two bits of gold!

Scene 2
*The pub - everyone is ignoring Mr Truth*

Mr Glum [to Mr Miserable]: My back! I'm not lifting any more boxes, we
never make a penny out of it!
Mr Miserable: How true!
Mr Truth: *Not* true! I can tell you Mr Glum I have made a *crock of
gold* doing just that!
Mr Glum [looking interested]: How did you manage that?
Mr Truth: I wrote a book! [hands it to them]

Scene 3
*The accountants*

Mr Truth: Do you advise your clients to discuss their business with
all and sundry down the pub?
Ms Feckwit: Not in so many words!
Mr Truth: Is it a good idea though?
Ms Feckwit: I usually shilly-shally on that one.

Scene 4
*The pub *

Mr Glum [to Mr Grumpy]: Have you heard about Mr Truth's crock of gold.
He showed it us, it almost touches the sky!.
Mr Grumpy: How interesting Mr Truth has become!

Scene 5
*Mr Truth's front room*

Mr Nosey: Where are your boxes?
Mr Truth: I don't know.
Mr Nosey: And what has happened to your crock of gold?
Mr Truth: I don't know.

Scene 6
*The pub *

Mr Glum: Bloody sciatica! If my crock of gold get any heavier I won't
be able to lift it!
Mr Grumpy: Me neither!

The End

Troy the Boy: I'm going to rename you. to "troy the riddle" cause your
allways posting in riddles.
 

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