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Lackey

I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I entitled to free
sun glasses, is there a hot weather grant I can apply for.
 
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Zoe Brown

I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I entitled to free
sun glasses, is there a hot weather grant I can apply for.
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troll
 
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Mike

Lackey said:
I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I entitled to free
sun glasses, is there a hot weather grant I can apply for.
Try applying for a budgeting loan, it'll give the staff another good reason
to have a laugh at your expense.

Mike
 
M

martin

what good is a troll in hot weather?

assuming we get some hot weather.
 
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Lackey

:
: : > I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I entitled to
: free
: > sun glasses, is there a hot weather grant I can apply for.
:
: Yes you get a deck chair as well.
:

Does that come with a mini deckchair equivalent for holding the JSA book.
 
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Lackey

: what good is a troll in hot weather?
:
: assuming we get some hot weather.
:
: : >
: > > I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I entitled
to
: > free
: > > sun glasses, is there a hot weather grant I can apply for.
: > > #
: > troll
: >
: >
: >
: >
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Lighten up you miserable sob's, its summer time, well it was on saturday
morning :)
 
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Zoe Brown

: > I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I entitled
to
 
M

martin

Or app;y for a bdgeting laon and tell them its for something else and have a
laugh at their expense.
 
M

Mike

martin said:
Or app;y for a bdgeting laon and tell them its for something else and have a
laugh at their expense.
The amount of money an office has is loosely based on the work done, i.e
every loan application, claim, change of circumstances they do earns the
office more money. The more loan applications they get the more staff and
overtime they have (obviously one is virtualy nothing but 100..).

A loan application is money in their pockets, whose laughing now?

Certainly not the tax payer!

Mike
 
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Robbie

From: "Zoe Brown" (e-mail address removed)
Date: 18/04/04 16:00 GMT Daylight Time

The tax payers expense ??!!!
I think he meant the JC staff, though heaven knows why, most JC staff have
nothing to do with the social fund. Anycase, budgeting loans are repaid out of
the claimants own weekly benefit. The only person who would lose out from such
a frivolous application would be the claimant. But I suppose it's good to be
able to laugh at ones own expense ;)

Robbie
 
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Pat Winstanley

I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I entitled to free
sun glasses, is there a hot weather grant I can apply for.
Trolls turn to stone in sunshine... the glasses would be useless in your
case, and therefore you would not have them supplied to you free of
charge.

Of course, you could always leave a request that after you have turned
to stone some kids could be persuaded to attend the tiny stone statue
that is now you, so that they can draw a pair of specs on the stone
features...

.... oh dear... the troll pebble slipped out of my fingers and fell into
the ocean... soooooooory!
 
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Lackey

:
: : >
: > : > > I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I entitled
to
: > free
: > > sun glasses, is there a hot weather grant I can apply for.
: >
: > Yes you get a deck chair as well.
: >
: >
: And a free knotted hanky
:

What time does the luxury coach for Blackpool leave the Jobcentre?
 
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Rob

Lackey wrote:
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|| What time does the luxury coach for Blackpool leave the Jobcentre?

It doesn't. You phone the JC and they collect you, I hope. :)
 
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Sue

Rob said:
Lackey wrote:
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|||| ||||| I was wondering now that the weather is getting warmer am I
||||| entitled to free sun glasses, is there a hot weather grant I can
||||| apply for.
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|||| Yes you get a deck chair as well.
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|| What time does the luxury coach for Blackpool leave the Jobcentre?

It doesn't. You phone the JC and they collect you, I hope. :)
It's a one-way trip to an unknown destination...
Saves the taxpayer thousands, moving HB claimants from expensive areas
to cheap run-down ones.

Darkside Housing's got a project to buy some houses in an area of
Bradford that's controlled by armed Muslim militias and place some of
our problem families in them.
 
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Big Bill

He's right as usual. As a Unix system owner I'm seldom exposed to
sunshine (in fact I seldom get out of the office) but I've never turned
into silicon chips yet.
Oh, yeah. So YOU say.

BB
 

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