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AB

An oldy but a goodie:

1. There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

2. What is the definition of a shitzu?
A zoo with no animals.

3. Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs?
Exactly where you left it.

4. A man walks into the doctors with a carrot up his nose, a potato mashed
into his left ear and peas jammed into his right. The examination is pretty
quick and at last the doctor says "I think I've located your problem...
you're not eating properly."
 
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J

Jeff

The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven
dwarfs,they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack.
"Dopey, my son," says the Pope, "what can I do for you?"

Dopey asks, "Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
Rome?"

The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
answers,"No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."

In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
and gives them a glare, silencing them.

Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
Europe?"

The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."

This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again,
Dopey turns around and silences them, with an angry glare.

Dopey turns back and says, "Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywhere in
the world?"

"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."

The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding
the floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......

"Dopey screwed a penguin!"......
"Dopey screwed a penguin!"......


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An oldy but a goodie:

1. There are 10 types of people in this world:
Those that understand binary and those that don't.

2. What is the definition of a shitzu?
A zoo with no animals.

3. Where do you find a dog with no arms and no legs?
Exactly where you left it.

4. A man walks into the doctors with a carrot up his nose, a potato mashed
into his left ear and peas jammed into his right. The examination is pretty
quick and at last the doctor says "I think I've located your problem...
you're not eating properly."
 

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