Push one

[John Baker]

An accountant for a large regional CPA firm gets into the high-rise elevator, and sees this very attractive
young lady heading his way. He holds the elevator doors, until she enters.
She thanks him, then says, "Please press one."
The accountant does, and was knocked out cold.

 

[Asha Kanta Sharma]

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: “Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary.” When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows: “Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old, and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Savoy Hotel with my eighteen year old toy boy. Because you are an accountant, you will surely appreciate that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.”